View TranscriptDarren: Wait, why are we out here? I have a hoop in my backyard.
Lissa: Well your backyard also has privacy, which isn't a luxury provided in the real world.
Darren: Are you gonna pull some Mr. Miyagi level shit on me 'cuz that stuff freaks me out.
Lissa: Hey, *you* asked for this, I can be as bizarrely unconventional as I freakin' want.
Lissa: But I'll start simple. Lemme see your form.
Say... when you're just about to dunk.
Darren: Like this?
Lissa: Perfect.
Lissa: Now let's talk about Nadine.
Darren: N-Nadine?
W-well...
Darren: Aaaaahhhhh...
Lissa: Just bringing *up* your sister heightens your anxiety levels. Interesting.
Darren: Gah goddammit!
3/2/2022, 10:41 AMIf Lissa knows anything, it's how to psych the hell out of anybody. She knows juuuuuuuuust the right buttons to press. That's how you become team captain.
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