View TranscriptDavid: I just heard a very distinctive "crash" from the general vicinity of the Johnsons' house. Care to explain yourself, Steve?
Steve The Penguin: Guh... oh-ah-gee, y'know, have you ever heard of the concept of "urban renewal"?
Steve The Penguin: Like... uh... when you take something old and crappy looking and making it new? [I'd fix this flagrant grammar mistake, but this one actually helps convey the right emotion]
Steve The Penguin: I was, uh, doing a public service, dood!
Steve The Penguin: I took a Tomahawk to the Johnsons'.
David: APOLOGIZE.
Steve The Penguin: YOU DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR PROGRESS!
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