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Him, Her, And Them: The Tiny David Story - The Hard Truth

_12/18/2022

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Jeremy: So lemme get this straight...
You *thought* you sent a text asking Tiny David to homecoming, but in *reality*, the text never sent.

Jeremy: So Tiny David arrives at the dance with, based on how you describe them, an *absolute babe*, and you go *fucking apeshit* and *physically assault* him.
Kenzie: I *slapped* him!
Jeremy: *That's assault*.

Jeremy: So, forgive me if I'm wrong, you could've avoided *all* of this if you JUST ASKED HIM OUT LIKE A *NORMAL FUCKING PERSON*!
Kenzie: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING THE FUNCTIONAL TWIN!
TELL ME, HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE SHOT *YOU* DOWN THIS SEMESTER!?

Jeremy: 27, but that's beside the point!
The point is that you just fucking *ruined* you relationship with one of your best friends!

Jeremy: Look, I don't know what you *wanted* me to tell you, Kenz, but...

Jeremy (off-panel): ...they way I see it, literally *all* of this is your fault.

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Author Notes

David A Webcomic

12/18/2022, 11:37 AM Fun fact: it's been over 120 strips since Jeremy's last appearance. He's changed a bit since then.

Also I really like how his expression in panel 2 came out.

Comments:

jmluvsbob

12/18/2022, 11:50 AM God damn. Jeremy being very blunt here, but I can't disagree with him that this basically is entirely Kenzie's fault. Still, I don't think this conversation helped her any here, and from that last panel it seems to have made her feel even worse.

And I am excited for the finale!

David A Webcomic

12/18/2022, 11:53 AM Whether or not it's intentional (and it might not have been, here), Jeremy's got a knack for making Kenzie feel bad.