Him, Her, And Them: The Tiny David Story - Ashe Johansson's Guide To Sex

10/16/2022

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Ashe Johansson's Guide To Sex

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View Transcript FRC Employee (Ashe Johansson): Soooooooo... first date, huh?
FRC Employee (Jen Gansburg): Wh--
Ashe: Ready for... *anything*?
Jen: Oh *god* Ashe, not *this*.
Not *now*.
Ashe: Hey, kid's gotta learn someday.

Ashe: I've been around the block a couple hundred time, I know a thing or two about the world of dating.
Rule number one: always carry at least one condom.
Preferably three.
You never know where the night'll take ya.

Jen: Fucking *hell*, Ashe, the kid's only fourteen!
Ashe: Uh, *yeah*, right when their hormones are running wild and their sexual fruits are ripening.
Jen: First of all, *EW*.
Second, what makes *you* the sex expert!?

Ashe: Jen, Jen, *Jen*, I am *offended* that you even had to *ask* that.
Jen: Y'know, as I was asking it, I realized it was a *really* dumb question.
Ashe: Lest you forget, I'm one of only two people who's ever fucked Jay.

Tiny David [in the changing room]: YOU WHAT!?
Ashe: Hey, it was before we knew he was gay.
Hell it was before *he* knew he was gay.
Cut me some slack here, TD.

Jen: WHY THE *FUCK* ARE YOU TELLING THIS TO THE *LITERAL CHILD*?
Ashe: I mean, he asked.
Tiny David [in the changing room]: GAAAAAH CAN YOU TWO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND GET ME THE PANTS I ASKED FOR TWELVE MINUTES AGO!?

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Author Notes

10/16/2022, 12:20 PM Once again, I'm genuinely proud of how this strip came out.

Also, we have our final two introductions of Arc 8, Ashe Johansson and Jen Gansburg, a pair with a very powerful dynamic. Suffice it to say, I love these two.

Comments:

10/16/2022, 4:27 PM Okay, at first I was confused about who Ashe was talking to about dating for a second, but I caught on it was TD. I don't know why that confused me for like two minutes, lol. Ashe is just great. Doesn't know boundaries and is just absolutely disgusting. Really shouldn't be saying all of this to the literal child, god. At least Jen is there to try and get her to talk about something else, even if it ultimately fails. GET TD HIS PANTS!
10/16/2022, 4:35 PM What can I say? Ashe's got absolutely no filter between her brain and her mouth, she's amazing.