David: A Webcomic

Sex, Love, Anxiety: The Secrets Of Alex Greenwald - Fucked In More Ways Than One

_5/15/2022

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Lissa: DUDE! YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY LAST NIGHT!? AND WITH A *TOTAL BABE* LIKE SUNNY? DUDE, HOW'D IT FEEL?
Alex: Not so loud, NOT SO LOUD!

Alex: Yes! Sunny and I fucked! And in the process, I *also* fucked the *ONE GOOD THING* that could've happened to me!

Lissa: Whaaaaat? But isn't this exactly what you wanted?
You're lonely, you need somebody, you fuck one of the hottest people I know, what's the problem?

Alex: You don't *understand*! I don't *want* sex! I-I...
I want...
I want...

Alex: I want what you and Hannah have. What David and Grace have. What Bob and Sarah have. What Robyn and *fucking Steve* have.
I want someone to hold me.
I want someone to hold.
I want *love*.

Alex: But I *fucked away* my only chance at love.
I'm a *fucking idiot*.
Lissa: Alex, honey, no...

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Author Notes

David A Webcomic

5/15/2022, 9:21 AM I'm really starting to go in hard with the concept of "GirlBro Lissa", and honestly I love that characterization.

Also I think this is the first time in the strip that I've actually used "fuck" in the purely sexual context.

Comments:

jmluvsbob

5/15/2022, 11:16 AM Awww, poor Alex! Just because you had sex with someone doesn’t mean you lost any chances here (hopefully). You’ll find someone, Alex, I know you will.

I also love the characterization of dudebro Lissa.

David A Webcomic

5/15/2022, 11:35 AM They'll get their day, hopefully. They just gotta work through some stuff.

~~Also there's something about Lissa being so pumped about Alex finally getting some that appeals to me, GirlBro Lissa 4 life~~

maice

5/16/2022, 11:14 AM Haha, I love how Lissa just belted all that out so loud! Poor Alex! I'm wonder what Lissa's going to have to say now.

David A Webcomic

5/16/2022, 11:41 AM Knowing Lissa, either something characteristically dumb, surprisingly smart, or some combination of the two. At the very least, it'll be sincere. Hopefully.