Sex, Love, Anxiety: The Secrets Of Alex Greenwald - Worse Than Steve


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View Transcript Sunny: So, uh, relationship woes, huh?
Alex: Uh, well...
Mostly, yeah.

Sunny: Well, what's wrong? Haven't found anyone that fits your type or somethin'?
Alex: I mean I guess that's part of the problem...

Alex: It's not that I don't *have* a type, it's more like I have *too* much type.
Like, I got this *massive fuckin' crush* on Lissa, see? I'd give *anything* to be able to feel those gorgeous, muscular arms, run my hand down those amazingly tight abs, kiss those beautiful lips every single day!
And it's not just *her*, it's anyone and *everyone* who I think is cute!
And there are a *fuckton* of cuties in the world!

Alex: And then there's *me*, this fuckin' genderfluid *mess* of an enby, I typically present as masc, but if I don't know someone, I default to they/them pronouns, which tends to make not-pan people uncomfortable for some reason!
And I can't just walk up to someone and say, "Hey, you pan?"
Like, that's *weird*, I don't wanna *be* weird!

Alex: So that just leaves me *floundering around*, surrounded by people I'm attracted to but perpetually unable to *ask them out*!
It's fuckin' *pathetic*! I'm like *Steve*!

Alex: B-but even *STEVE'S* found a girlfriend!
Sunny: I-I'm sure it's n-not *that* bad!

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Author Notes

4/22/2022, 10:20 AM Yeah, this is the first time I've confirmed that Alex is genderfluid in-universe. Feels pretty good to finally bring that out.

...and with that, the entire archive has been dumped! Everything from here on in will be posted weekly! The past 94 days have been a fuckin' roller coaster, but somehow this has kept me sane through it all. Seriously, to anybody and everybody reading this, I'd like to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart for making it this far. Here's to the future.

See y'all on Sunday.


4/22/2022, 8:42 PM God damn, poor Alex! They're having a breakdown here. As bad as it is, I really do like the "mental breakdown" colors you used for those panels. They really help sell the idea of their mental state. They're so distraught they're grabbing Sunny by the tits and everything (is that happening, or is that just a perspective thing?)

Hey, you've reached the end of your archive. Wow, this has been a crazy ride so far. It's amazing to see how much you've improved from the beginning up until now. I'm glad I finally get to see you doing the most recent stuff. That's always exciting! Anyway, can't wait to see more from you, dude!
4/22/2022, 9:07 PM I'm glad the abstract background panels conveyed the right emotions!

As for the last panel cling, it's, uh, Alex grabbing Sunny's shirt. Any boob grabbed in the process was just a coincidence. Alex don't cop no unwanted feels.

And seriously dude, thanks. For everything. I can't wait to post more!
4/22/2022, 10:01 PM Okay, I figured. That don’t seem very Alex like to just grab boobs like that, even during a mental breakdown. And you’re welcome! I can’t wait to read more.