Lovebirds - Lissa And Steve

4/10/2022

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Lissa And Steve

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View Transcript Lissa: Steve?
The *hell*?
Steve The Penguin: LISSA I NEED YOUR HELP.

Lissa: Uh, what's goin' on, dude?
Steve The Penguin: THERE'S THIS GIRL I LIKE AND I REALLY REALLY WANT TO ASK HER OUT BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW!

Steve The Penguin: I mean you're a girl!
You *like* girls!
I mean out of everybody I know, you're probably the most qualified!

Lissa: Look, dude, there... there are fundamental differences between heterosexual and, well, *non*-heterosexual relationships.
I may be a girl who really, *really* likes girls, but that's doesn't mean I *know* how to, like, ask 'em out.
That is, in the area *you're* concerned about.

Lissa [patting Steve's head]: But for you, li'l buddy, I'll see what I can do to help.

Lissa: Step one: stop fainting every time a woman you're attracted to touches you.
Steve The Penguin: Do you *think* I can control this?
Lissa: You *really* need to see somebody about this, bro.

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Author Notes

4/10/2022, 12:42 PM Lissa's role in this arc isn't huge, but I felt that since she was the one who kickstarted Steve's whole character arc, it was only right for her to show up. Suffice it to say, Steve's still very attracted to her.

Comments:

4/11/2022, 5:22 AM Aww, just a few head pats and he’s down for the count! Poor little guy.
4/11/2022, 9:08 AM I mean let's be honest with ourselves here, anybody getting head pats from Lissa would be down for the count. She's a damn good head patter.