View TranscriptAlex: You two have been here for a while.
What's... what's going on?
Tiny David: Steve's trying to get me to help him find a girlfriend.
Alex: Ah, fuck it, I got time.
What's up?
Steve The Penguin: I... kinda wanna go out with Robyn-
Alex: The bird chick from across the street?
Steve The Penguin: Yeah her.
Steve The Penguin: See, I, uh, sorta, *really* like her, but, like, I also don't know anything about her.
Tiny David: So Giacomo freakin' Casanova here wants *me* to do these increasingly bizarre stunts to find out more about her before he asks her out!
Look man, I can be a wingman, but I don't wanna be a freaking *spy*.
Alex: I mean Robyn comes by here every once in a while, she's pretty nice. Tips well, too.
I don't doubt that the two of you would make a really cute couple.
But seriously, dude, you just need to *talk* to her.
[Tiny David gestures angrily at Steve towards Alex]
Steve The Penguin: Ok, ok, *fine*.
Tiny David, didn't your teacher just assign you The Outsiders?
Alex [sympathetically rubbing Steve's forehead]: Dude, you'll be all right.
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Look, I-I just really like them, OK?
Also I love Tiny David angrily gesturing towards Alex in that last panel, it turned out really well.