View TranscriptAlex: N-Nadine?
What the hell is wrong?
Nadine: Not important.
Ugh... just gimme the strongest shit legally available.
Alex: Seriously, what's wrong?
Nadine: Um, fuckin' *everything*.
I got *two hours* of sleep last night.
Nadine: Not only did my manager grossly overschedule me last night, I *also* found out that that English paper I *thought* was due next Tuesday was actually due *today*.
Nadine: So guess who stayed up until three writing the absolute *worst* essay of her high school career?
That's right, me.
Nadine: You're here all the fucking time, Alex, and yet you've also got a full college schedule. How in the actual *hell* do you do it?
Alex: You want the truth?
Alex: Reeeeeeeeeal fuckin' carefully.
Nadine: ...I'll take that coffee now.
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